He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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