Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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