Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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