I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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