Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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