I think I died a long time ago.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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