Don't EVER smell your tampon
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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