so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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