You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
True strength comes from lack of pants
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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