chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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