Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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