i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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