My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
i out mim tonsoeep
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