Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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