Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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