You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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