Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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