We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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