it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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