i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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