Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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