plz talk dirty to me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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