I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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