How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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