Sry I called you an 8
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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