Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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