just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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