I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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