I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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