her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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