Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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