Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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