peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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