i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
they need to just BURY HIM!
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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