But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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