I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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