Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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