went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
im six kinds of drunk right now
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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