what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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