there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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