I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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