Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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