And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
tell me about the fingering
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