Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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