Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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