There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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