...so i touched it.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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