yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
