You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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