Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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