32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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