Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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