You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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