It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Come on in and take your pants off
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